Jar of Beard

I lost a beard growing contest a few months back. The contest was to see who could go the longest without shaving. I got sick. There is nothing worse than getting snot all over the top of your mustache and soup all over the bottom of the 'stash and chin beard. I shaved out and put my shavings in a jar that I keep on my desk at work. I ripen bananas by the jar of beard as you can see.

Here is what I looked like a little while before I shaved out.